Recently, my girlfriend took me to a Vietnamese restaurant. I'd been to one before but never tried what was apparently the staple dish: pho, a soup dish of beef, noodles, and various greens in a thin broth. Her description of it sounded wonderful. But what was placed in front of me was a stinking, fetid bowl of animal waste, reeking to high heaven. Girlfriend loved it and happily devoured hers, but no sooner did I put a slice of beef to my tongue than my eyes began to water. It tasted antiseptic, like meat that had been deep-fried in a vat of hand soap. I promptly swallowed (without so much as chewing) and pushed the bowl away, touching not one more bite.
Growing up, I'd always been a picky eater. I was the kid who would sit at the table for hours, sullenly pushing his food around on the plate because he couldn't stomach one more bite. (Parents were not very understanding in this regard). The worst dish, the one I could tolerate least, was mother's chicken gumbo. I've simmered down a lot as I've grown older, and some things I once couldn't tolerate I now love -- sauerkraut is right up there. But keep the gumbo away from me.
Anyway, girlfriend and I sat and tried to figure out what the problem was with the pho. Our dishes both tasted exactly the same, or at least both tasted the same to each of us -- good for her, nauseous for me. Clearly, I was reacting to something in the recipe that she wasn't.
The offender, it seems, is very likely cilantro:
Cilantro lovers say it has a refreshing, lemony or limelike flavor that complements everything from guacamole to curry. It's a key ingredient in a range of ethnic cuisines, including Mexican, Indian and Chinese.
But few foods elicit such heated negative reactions. Many people say it tastes soapy, rotten or just plain vile. Just a whiff of it is enough to make them push away their plates. ...
Cilantro haters complain that it is showing up in unexpected places. Erin Hollingsworth, a 26-year-old editor at an environmental Web site, says she detected it in a bowl of Manhattan clam chowder she ordered at a New York lunch place.
"I thought to myself: 'No, it couldn't be. Really. Is this a joke? Who puts cilantro in Manhattan clam chowder?'" she wrote in her blog, "I Hate Cilantro: A Look Inside the Life of a Cilantro Hater and Food Lover." Ms. Hollingsworth says she now lies to waiters, telling them she's allergic to cilantro. "People take you seriously that way," she says.
Could also explain why I hate pico de gallo, which tastes the same to me.
Woe, alas! to find an unfortunate cilantro hater! I shall pray for you & Ms. Hollingsworth, undoutedly the victims of a genetic malady.
I am a lover of this magnificent herb. I spilled some into a pepsi at a Taco Cabana & it vastly improved the drink.
I pride myself on my pico de gallo, and it is simply impossible to put too much fresh cilantro in ceviche.
Are you familiar with durian, the South Asian fruit? It is seized off produce trucks & devoured in situ by aficianados while
the less enamored insist it smells like rotting cheese. Durian haters prevail in officialdom, for it is banned on various Eastern airlines.
Quinoa. This Peruvian staple grain is alledged to lose its soapy quinine flavor after repeated rinsings. Er... no. Don't try to make tapicoa with it.
Posted by: Joetexx | January 21, 2012 at 10:03 PM
I love it when good blogs take a break from the serious stuff an give us a window into the writer's personality. :)
Me, I just hate regular old onions. I don't even know where to find a Vietnamese restaurant, although I did go for Korean food in Toronto once, and I couldn't eat it because it tasted like fire.
Posted by: Samson J. | January 22, 2012 at 07:53 AM
Too bad. I love pho. I think my local restaurant uses basil, not cilantro.
Posted by: Scott W. | January 22, 2012 at 04:14 PM
As far I know, nothing comes close to fresh cilantro for removing heavy metals from your body. So if you like fish, you might want to develop a taste for this herb.
Try making a fresh salsa with very fresh cilantro leaves, green onions, fresh lime juice, perhaps part of a small green seeded chile, a tomatillo if available, and a pinch of sea salt.
Posted by: Cilantro is good for you | January 22, 2012 at 08:54 PM
The rotten smell and flavor was most probably fish sauce. Its used a lot in southern Asian food and smells like a bucket of old vaginas left out in the sun. Used in incredibly small doses it adds a such atleast flavor that's for distinctive of the cuisine but just a few drops to many will pushed a dish from authentic to "rotten"
Posted by: Chef In Jeans | January 23, 2012 at 07:07 AM
I hate cilantro. The cafeteria at work has a habit of putting it on a lot of things, especially the salads, and I always have to pull it off. That's also why I don't eat pico de gallo.
Posted by: Dexter Scott | February 08, 2014 at 10:37 PM